Jo tera hai woh mera hai?

Indian Couple

Her : I wish I had a bank account of my own

Him : What is wrong in sharing my account?

Her : Nothing, but it feels good to have an identity of own.

Him : Come on, Jo mera hai woh tera hai, don’t you believe?

Rest of the world

Girl 1 : Do you have a car?

Girl 2 : No.

Girl 1 : Oh,I was looking for a car cleaner.I thought I could borrow yours.

Girl 2 : I can help, I know a guy who cleans my husband’s car !

Girl 1 : But you said you don’t have a car ?

Girl 2 : Yes, I don’t. He does!!

Ashwini.