“Namashhkaar..dada
ne bejha humhe..cleaning keliye”
“Dada
ne aapko beja?? But dada khud aane wale the na?”
“Patha
nahi didi..lekin dada ne humko call karke aane ko bola”
“Ek
min, mein mere pathi se poochungi”
“Teek
hai didi..mein wait karunga”
She
then rings up her husband to inform about the guy who came for
cleaning.
“Did
you ask dada to come for cleaning?”
“Yeah..
he said he will reach in one hour”
“But
there is another guy at the door, he says dada sent him.. Should I
let him in?”
“May
be dada sent instead of him..let him clean, send him to my office for
payment”
“Ok”
While
the guy is cleaning her suspicious mind provokes to ask:
“Aap
bhi dada ke saath kaam karte hai?”
“Nahi
didi..lekin mein dada ka office me cleaning ka kaam karta hoon”
“Dada
kyun nahi aaye?”
“Nahi
maloom didi..lekin dada ne bola agar mera kaam accha laga tho muje
kaam pe rakhenge”
She
is now confused..why is dada taking decision on her behalf? It’s
her house and she must decide whom to hire. However, she decides to
wait for her husband to return home. Once he is back, she pops up her
doubt to him.
“So
this dada’s guy will be taking care of cleaning henceforth?”
“Yeah”
“Why?
Did he come to you to collect his money?”
“Ha
ha ha.. yes yes”
“But
this is not the guy you wanted, then how can he come?”
“ha
ha ha”
“What’s
so funny? Will you tell me what’s happening??”
“Ok,
this guy told you dada sent him?”
“Yeah”
“And
you were waiting for another guy called dada?”
“Yeah?”
“Ha
ha ha”
“Grrrrrrrrr!
Speak before my patience is out”
“(Still
struggling to control laughter) Sweetheart, this guy and dada both
are one and the same”
“Huh??”
“He
comes to clean our office. He is a Bengali.. and since he addresses
everyone as dada, so all of us also call him dada”
“So
did he mean you sent him for cleaning?”
“Yes…
he he”
“Arrrrrrrgh
! Then why didn’t you tell me this when I called you?”
“Just
wanted to keep you confused for some time..ha ha ha”
“$*)(*&^%$##$%*()!@#$%^&*()”
“Ha
ha ha (& the laughter continues….)”
Love
Ashwini.
