Couple of days ago..
Me : It is too hot today, I am sweating inside AC room.
Him: Turn on the table fan, it might cool you off.
Me :(Still sweating) This damn thing is not working, why don't we buy a new one?
Him: (Posing engineer) Nah, I will repair it.
Me : (Sweat and more sweat)
The days passes away and everyone forgets about the fan.
Fast forward to today..
Me : It is too hot today too..why is it me always who feel the heat?
Him: Err..let me repair the table fan right now..
Me : Throw it in dust bin, it never served in need.
He struggles for few minutes to repair. Tool box sees the light after ages and screws of all geometrical shapes spill on the floor. Dust is puffed out and fossils (read : dead cockroaches) are wiped off. Spare parts scatter around and detail study of dead fan is carried out. After some permutational and combinational arrangement, the fan is back in shape and the pride of achievement shines in his eyes. I wait with raised eyebrows to see the outcome and he turns on the switch with huge aspiration. The fan seems to work but before my Archimedes scream Eureka, it abruptly stops. Period.
Me : (Giving an “I told you” look) What now?
Him : (Hiding the embarrassed state) Let me try again..(and is still confused what to do)
I lose my temper, I mean, form couple of years, it has remained like this, useless, like a museum piece that is of no use. It always sat their at the corner teasing me when ever I sweat like a pig. I could not take the insult anymore and in all anger I bang the fan on the floor. He watches with open mouth and rushes to care the injured fan. And then the miracle happens. The fan starts to work, like a Phoenix !
I told you, big bang theory is true..its proven. If you still don't belive, hand me over your non working phone/laptop/any electronics and I will prove you. Well, I can't guaranty the same about non working people :P
Love,
Ashwini.
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