Presenting a fun filled convo between me and my friend on a boring day. Excuse the slangs and shortcuts as this is exact copy paste of real chat on office communicator.
Me
: gm
Knw
wht? police calld our bus aside and flaged a fine
Him
: Morning!
for?
Me
: wht
a morning !
indicator
was not working
but
hw thrilling,we were chased by the police car !!
Him
: hehe!
did
you bus guy try to wade off the police
by
making dangerous maneouvers?
Me
: no
Him
: did you
bus guy dicchi** the police car like in the movies?
Me : they
were waiting right at Salam street beginning, whr we take turn to
join passport
Him
: did you
bus guy drive in wrong ways?
Me
: and
dis guy didnt show indicator,,they followed us almost 2-3 km
Him
: did your
bus guy cause any public property damages?
Me
: why
are most of the police guys r sooo handsome??
Him
: Al
Hootiba!!!
did
the police make announcement to pull over in mic?
Me
: lol..
astu scene illa
Him
: was it
just the siren then?
Me
: but
u wil knw wen he flashes headlight while following u
Him
: nothing
like speed movie?
Me
: (Rolling eyes)
Him
: how are
you supposed to see light flashing in daylight?
Me
: this
was like a melodrama..nt an action movie
u
wil knw, they dip n dim the lites
Him : so
your driver went over his knee... and plead mercy?
in
slow motion...
but
still the police filed him...
and
you guys just watched?
Me
: he
was scratching his scalp and begging
wht
else cud we do?
Him
: so its a
documentary or comedy rather than melodrama?
Me
: since
thr was almost a love/crush story, u can call it a melodrama
Him
: you mean
your bus driver fell in lowe with the police cause they are handsome?
Me
: u
forgot I was on the bus?
Him
: why?
why
are women so cranky
?
why...
Me
: if i
was not in the bus, how wud i knw we were followed by the cops?
size
doesnt matter,
it
still remains a crazy silly Q
Him
: why can't
they just understand us...
or
just ignore?
Me
: all
sympathies to u
but
now
u hav to find ur moola***
u
dont even hail from mars
its
proven
Him
: as
in... why am I alive?
Me
: hmm..very
emotional question of ur biological existence that can be
only answered by
the chemistry between your parents
Him
: WHICH THEY
CLAIM CAUSE OF LOWE!!!
Me
: which
resulted in side effects like me tolerating u
Him
: EXCUSE
ME!!!
thanks
for letting me know...
Me
: can
i have the copy rites?
it
makes a gud post material
phlezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
u
wil bcome fame-us
Him
: no thanks
Me
: i
take only the thanks part, u r welcome
Him
: hogo
lo****
And
I ignored his last line and happily posted this convo here.. No, I'm
not telling him he is posted here..as who would like to miss such a
potential blog fodder? :D
Love
Ashwini
Terminology
for my non Kannada readers:
Dicchi
: Head to head hit
Moola
: Origin
Hogo
lo : Go away
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