How do I smell

My friend asked a question similar to this & I kept wondering.. How do I smell actually? I’m not a toddy cat to have smell of my own. So what is it? Like a daisy? Like a fruit or worse, garlic? Well, in that case, I would have had no “Close” friend right? So it must be something good… or atleast bearable.

Listing of all the smelly (good) products that I use might solve the question. It must be the oil of Mysore Sandal Soap or the Fructis Shampoo. It may also be Jergens Musky body lotion or Lacto calamine or the combination of both. Ohh wait, it can also be Nivea Soft touch underarms spray.. errr can I include Yardley English Rose perfume?  I am afraid, there is more! I use Downy Fabric softener which leaves my clothes smell lavender. (On an unrelated note, there’s one also available in Sunrise fragrance… who must be the great person who smelled sunrise?) I am in awe… too many aromas at once on a single body. This must theoretically leave me smelling like a bouquet & looking like a 20+ year old super model with flawless skin & shiny long hair. Oh dream, if I was anywhere close to that.

Back to square one,So what is my fragrance? Readers, you may leave right now if you don’t wish to end up smelling..err feeling smelly. No? Still curious? Ok, you asked for it. Its a combination of last food that I had and the deep pink hand wash liquid at office washroom where I frequent and sweat and pungent scalp medicine and the office air!! There, said it.. Hug, anyone? :P

And this also concludes that I have wasted too much of time in toiletries section of supermarket, deciding on the fragrance to buy.

PS : No one close to me fainted or threw up so far, I swear.

Fragrantly,

Ashwini.