Angry Blog

Me   : Hey buddy,how are u?

Him  : Excuse me? Do I know you??

Me   : Ha ha..of course sweetheart, I'm your creator,your author, your fodder your..err reader too.

Him  : Ahh... I see , so you remember your duties.

Me    : How can I forget you? All the little fame I have today is because of you.

Him   : Fame?? Of owing a blog?? Any dumb ass can have a blog.. it takes a creative person to  keep it alive.

Me    : Come on, abandoned you for few days is true but you were always on my mind.

Him   : I'm not Rag to fall for your sugary words, you better beg my apology before I take my last breathe.

Me    : Last wha...are you crazy?? You are a blog, you cant die !

Him  : Jughead, being on internet, I have more info than you can digest. My co blogs (!) knows it all how to delete a blog !

Me   : (In sobs) But I love you, I have related you to my life, I have shared all worst part of life with you

Him  : Exactly this, you forgot me in your good times.. Did yo tell me you had been to water park, that you will be on kayaking next weekend , that you have swept along Dubai roads shopping to no end, that you partied at Yas Island?? Countless long drive funs and movie mastis are fir bhi excusable !

Me   : (Jaw dropped to ground) Were you stalking??? How the hell you know it all till bits?

Him : Your honor, you, are the one who boasted it with your friends & colleagues. You even shared the morphed pics. I'm not deaf and dumb.

Me   : Hey, they weren't morphed, I actually look good..You cant take revenge by humiliating me !

Him : What ever !!

Me   : Damn, that is my line, you cant let me down on own blog !!

Him : You deserve !

Me   : Stop that, you can't argue to insult me while my readers are reading you !

Him : Lol, do you have any?? Counting youself as a reader and forcing Rag to read me doesn't make yo famous.

Me   : But..

Him : Apologize before I reveal any more secret !

Me   : Listen,lets have a deal, I shall..

Him : Five, four, three,...

Me   : Ok, I give up , I am sorry.

Him : Two...

Me   : Wait, and I promise to update you regularly, even before sharing with any of my friend.

Him : Thats like a smart girl. So you oath to owe me your fame and name.

Me   : What nonsense???

Him : Fine, you face it .Dear All, this girl once had a boy friend who...

Me   : Noooooh nooooh..I said you make sense.. (wiping the sweating forehead)

Him : That's better, now you post this conversation as compensation of your gulit.

Me   : On my knees your highness, I will !!

Dear All, I am thus forced to present you the conversation I had with my own blog this evening. Hope this compensates my long time absence and in turn soothes my blog's ego!