A Jerk..

...is what I got from a lady jerk ! I have come across many idiots in life so far but she is a master piece. Once upon a time classmate,whom I was delighted to meet after almost 14 years on Facebook, is just another unwanted person in my friends list now. Reason??? Below conversation says it all. I call her JJ to keep her identity anonymous and words in brackets are my unrevealed reactions during our chat :

JJ   : hi ashwini how r u?

Me : Hii :) Im gud...hw about u? ( I was really gald seeing her online)

JJ   : Am also dng gud by God's grace

        where r u

Me : nice to knw :)

        in AbuDhabi

JJ   : u r working?(I think this girl has become talkative,unlike before)

Me : yeah

JJ    : ok,kids? (What? Did you just ask that? Are we so close yet??)

Me  : not yet :) (I faked a smile,I carry my politeness)

JJ    : how long u have been married? ( I wonder,am I attending an interview? )

Me  : 5 yrs now (why did I even answer her?)

JJ    : ok,family planning?

Me  : yeah (What the hell,why do u sound so aunty-ish?)

JJ    : ok, but u have put on so much weight, u luk completely different (Ohh really? News to me!)

Me  : yea..signs of happy married life!

JJ    : oh is it?? i never knew, what else, what does ur hubby do? (Yet another shot..I am convinced,she is not any where near to the girl I knew)

Me : he is a s/w engg. so u r working? (Can I not interrogate like you do?? )

JJ    : yes,

         me n hubby r dng family ministry

         working for families

         counseling, taking seminars based on families

         to build healthy families

Me  : great !(There she is,a professional gone worse,who can not distinguish between friends and

         patients)

JJ    : tat's y asked in my counseling course i never learnt about putting on so much weight b'cos of happy      married life (I never knew weight reveals ones mental status!!)

Me  : thn i wil b first example of putting on weight due to peace of mind ! (A virtual slap,if you can understand dear lady)

JJ    : u r very optimistic,gud (This is Limit of shamelessness!!)

Me  : saying truth is nt optimistic... (Thats it,im drawing an end)

JJ    : ok ok

        agreed

        then what else

        now whats the time there??

The conversation was winded off here as I found her not worthy enough to spare my time. I felt like a happy bubble burst with needle. What could have been a new beginning of friendship saga ended as a pathetic moment. Flow of life does not halt with with such incidents,but ofcourse gets a jerk. I prefer to stop writing here as I feel lost....